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Moist & Unbothered Tree Frog T-Shirt | Funny Frog Lover Tee
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Moist & Unbothered Tree Frog T-Shirt | Funny Frog Lover Tee

Color: BLACK
Size: Please choose a size
$24.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Some people stress.

Some people overthink.

Some people have 37 tabs open in their brain at all times.

And then there's this frog.

Perfectly hydrated. Completely unbothered. Thriving.

The Moist & Unbotheredβ„’ tee is for anyone who's trying to channel the calm confidence of a tree frog that has absolutely no interest in drama, deadlines, or unnecessary negativity. He's got his moisture. He's got his bow tie. He's got his priorities straight.

Honestly? That's the energy we're all aiming for.

Whether you're a frog enthusiast, amphibian lover, or simply someone who wants to remind the world that you're choosing peace over panic, this shirt delivers maximum chill with minimal effort.

🐸 Exceptionally moist
🎩 Surprisingly sophisticated
✨ Unbothered by things beyond his control
πŸ˜‚ Guaranteed conversation starter

Let's face it: life gets messy.

But if a tiny tree frog can sit there looking fabulous and unbothered, maybe you can too.

Wear the shirt. Embrace the mindset. Stay moist. Stay unbothered. πŸΈπŸ’§βœ¨

Size Body length Body width Sleeve length
S 28" 18" 7.5"
M 29" 20" 7.75"
L 30" 22" 9.25"
XL 31" 24" 10"
2XL 32" 26" 10.75"
3XL 33" 28" 11.43"
4XL 34" 30" 12.12"
5XL 35" 32" 12.69"
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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company in upstate NY

Do you ship internationally?

At this time we do not ship internationally

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journeyβ€”right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our teesβ€”soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.