Reptile Tax T-Shirt — “Payable in Bugs” Bearded Dragon Tee
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$27.49
This lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee carries a cheeky reptile-themed illustration that feels equal parts cozy and clever. A chilled bearded dragon lounges under a heat lamp above a pile of crickets, with the bold headline “REPTILE TAX” and the subtitle “PAYABLE IN BUGS.” It wears like a nod to reptile-keepers and pet-lovers who appreciate dry humor and everyday comfort. The soft fabric drapes easily, the crew neckline stays shaped, and the tear-away label keeps the neck smooth—so you can wear it while feeding tanks, packing terrarium supplies, or just lounging at home. It’s casual, breathable, and subtly playful—an easy pick when you want your outfit to say you’re part of the reptile club without shouting about it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve and neck label printing; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.