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I Paid to Hike Here. The Snake Was Free. Shirt | Funny Snake Hiking Tee
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I Paid to Hike Here. The Snake Was Free. Shirt | Funny Snake Hiking Tee

Color: Charcoal
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$25.49
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The views are great—but spotting a snake is priceless. The "I Paid to Hike Here. The Snake Was Free." T-shirt is made for hikers, field herpers, snake enthusiasts, and outdoor adventurers who know the real highlight of any trail is the wildlife.

Featuring a vintage mountain landscape with a coiled snake in the foreground, this funny graphic tee is perfect for hiking trips, camping weekends, national parks, reptile expos, or everyday wear. Whether you're searching for reptiles, photographing wildlife, or just hoping for that perfect trail encounter, this shirt lets everyone know what you're really out there for.


Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

 

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company in upstate NY

Do you ship internationally?

At this time we do not ship internationally

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.