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Hiss Happens T-Shirt — Funny Snake Lover Tee
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Hiss Happens T-Shirt — Funny Snake Lover Tee

Color: Red
Size: Please choose a size
$24.49
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Soft, breathable tee with a playful snake-themed graphic that reads “Hiss Happens.” Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton gives a smooth, worn-in feel that drapes casually for everyday wear. The bold, hand-lettered script and whimsical serpent tail add personality without shouting — easy to pair with jeans or a cozy cardigan. Thoughtfully finished details like a ribbed collar, taped shoulders and a tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable through washes. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX® certified, it’s a relaxed piece for people who love a little reptile humor and lived-in comfort.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m² for soft, breathable comfort
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and inner-neck prints; meets EU safety standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company in upstate NY

Do you ship internationally?

At this time we do not ship internationally

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.