{"product_id":"unbothered","title":"Moist \u0026 Unbothered Tree Frog T-Shirt | Funny Frog Lover Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"57\"\u003eSome people stress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"59\" data-end=\"81\"\u003eSome people overthink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"141\"\u003eSome people have 37 tabs open in their brain at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"170\"\u003eAnd then there's this frog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"224\"\u003ePerfectly hydrated. Completely unbothered. Thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"489\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"253\"\u003eMoist \u0026amp; Unbothered™\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is for anyone who's trying to channel the calm confidence of a tree frog that has absolutely no interest in drama, deadlines, or unnecessary negativity. He's got his moisture. He's got his bow tie. 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