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$24.99
Owning a bearded dragon means learning one universal truth:
everything comes with a tax… and payment is always due in bugs.
The “Reptile Tax – Payable in Bugs” Tee perfectly captures the daily reality of beardie ownership. From the judgmental stare across the enclosure to the dramatic demand for more dubias five minutes after feeding time, this design is painfully relatable for reptile keepers everywhere.
Featuring a smug bearded dragon lounging like royalty beside a stash of insect “payments,” this shirt blends reptile humor with the kind of personality every beardie owner instantly recognizes. It’s funny, clever, and guaranteed to get laughs from fellow reptile lovers who understand the endless bug budget struggle.
Soft, comfortable, and packed with reptile attitude, this tee feels like an inside joke for the reptile community — the kind of shirt you wear when you want other keepers to spot you across the room and immediately say, “Yep… mine too.”
Because bearded dragons don’t ask politely.
They collect their reptile tax.
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Size
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Body length
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Body width
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Sleeve length
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S
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28"
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18"
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7.5"
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M
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29"
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20"
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7.75"
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L
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30"
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22"
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9.25"
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XL
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31"
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24"
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10"
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2XL
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32"
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26"
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10.75"
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3XL
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33"
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28"
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11.43"
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4XL
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34"
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30"
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12.12"
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5XL
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35"
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32"
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12.69"
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