{"product_id":"branch-manager","title":"Branch Manager Frog T-Shirt | Funny Tree Frog Employee of the Month Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"53\" data-end=\"69\"\u003eLet's be honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eNobody spends more time on a branch than a tree frog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eSo who better to promote?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eBranch Manager\u003c\/strong\u003e tee celebrates the hardest-working amphibian in the rainforest—a dedicated professional who has mastered the art of hanging around, looking important, and doing just enough to earn \u003cstrong data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"383\"\u003eEmployee of the Month\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"550\"\u003eWhether you're a frog lover, a fan of terrible puns, or someone who has ever survived a workday through sheer determination and snacks, this shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e🐸 Premium branch supervision skills\u003cbr data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"591\"\u003e🌿 Zero micromanaging, maximum vibes\u003cbr data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"630\"\u003e🏆 Employee of the Month (every month)\u003cbr data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e😂 Guaranteed to get laughs from fellow frog fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"874\"\u003ePerfect for tree frog enthusiasts, nature lovers, office warriors, and anyone whose job title sounds more impressive than their actual responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"974\"\u003eBecause deep down, we all know someone who climbed the corporate tree and became a Branch Manager.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eWhy shouldn't it be a frog?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1097\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eWear it proudly. 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